OMG YOU GUYS so the other night I decided to go up a size in my gages putting me at 10 and 12 and since I can't see my own ears and am retarded I had Josh do it for me so I wouldn't stab myself and when he did it it hurt a helluva lot more than it should've and I didn't know why but then I realized that he jumped TWO SIZES in each hole and the I ( Read more... )

It's Halloween, which can only mean one thing...

GHOST HUNTERS LIVE MUTHA FUCKAH!

I &hearts my Roto-Rooter boys.

I SAID WHAT WHAT??

IN THE BUTT

You know it's a sign that Bad Things have happened when one minute you remember sitting at a hibachi table the previous night, and the next thing you know you're a good 30 miles away at your dad's house while your phone alarm is going off and he's making pancakes ( Read more... )

I'm sure by this point a good few of you have seen my cracky as all hell photoshop of Mylar as Beauty and the Beast, (with Pete as Lumiere, Hiro as Cogsworth, Micah as Chip, and Sandra as Mrs. Potts). If you haven't well ( here it is... )

So I decided to run that Face Recognition thing again, this time using a different picture, (albeit, one that looks a considerable deal worse). ( The results? )

Wow. Umm, okay. Somebody actually joined my LJ comm. (Total members, (including self): 2.) Now what. OMGIwasn'tactuallyexpectinganyonetojoinitwasjustgonnabeaback-upforsomethingelsethatI'mplanningforsometimeinthefutureandOMGwhatthefuckinga?!*dies(inabadway)*

Like I don't feel completely stupid now. (OMg, I need effing psychiatric help!)

OMG, THERE IF A FEGGIN' MOVIE ON TV WITH TALKING ELEPHANTS!!1one1

*dies*

So I wake up this morning after a really crappy sleep, (plus two nights of "realistically-cool-to-the-max-albeit-definitely-weird-in-an-unfriendly-way" dreamage) groggier than usual, eyes swollen shut, and a (quite menacing looking) spot of blood where I had been drooling. [Embarrassing, I know. I can't help sleeping on my face sometimes, even ( Read more... )

So I was wandering around the Coast to Coast AM website when I stumbled across this little baby. Now I'm not sure whether I should praise the advances that modern technology has made or hide underground in fear of microchip implants and barcodes.